Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Fig Newton's Haberdashery Faux Paw

No, say it aint so.  Cam Newton, quarterback of the NFL Carolina Panthers, showed up for a press conference wearing this outfit....

View image on Twitter I was going to make the picture full sized but I didn't want to hurt anyone's eyes. I know, you are saying to yourself, Kim, the last post you did was about football. What gives?  Well, just look at the picture and ask yourself, would I go out of the house dressed like this, man or woman?

What is it with male sports celebrities who dress as if they turned out all the lights in their bedroom when they were dressing, don't own a mirror, don't follow the advice of their stylist, don't have a stylist, or whatever.  The only thing I can come up with is Cam got lost in the women's section of Nordstroms, liked what he saw and made what the retail trade calls an "impulse purchase." Now, some people may call this a "repulsive purchase." Who am I to judge?  (Okay, all right, perhaps I might be doing that just a bit but really, on what rack did he find this stuff?//)  Surely he must have asked a salesperson of indeterminate gender what they thought of the look. Well, he changed his tune this week by showing up in a bowtie and blue blazer. I ask you out there in Football America, will the real Cam Newton please stand up?  Or at least open up the latest edition of GQ? If not GQ, how about trying these Etsy retailers for something waaaaay better than a pink blazer, capri pants, and a bowtie.......

TeeDenim is a great store with fun vintage clothing for men.  I love the "Mystery" items they offer. Great for the guy who wants to be turned out well without the price tag. The clothes looked loved.
 Mystery Sweater - Patterned Sweater, Oversize Sweater, Vintage Sweater, Women's Grunge, Hipster Clothing, Fashion Sweater, Mens Clothing You can find this fun offering at
https://www.etsy.com/listing/162945977/mystery-sweater-patterned-sweater?ref=shop_home_feat_2

And one must have accessories to boot. You can find this at JooJoobs, has lots of great handtooled accessories for men.                             

https://www.etsy.com/listing/160390859/mens-leather-wallet-ultra-slim?ref=shop_home_feat_3Men's Leather Wallet /Ultra Slim Minimalist Rustic Bifold Design - 010 - JooJoobs Original - Wallets for Men

 NoSlipSuspenders has what I think Cam truly needs, cuz if he buys the suspenders, surely the very hot woman comes with them????
https://www.etsy.com/listing/157124087/leather-suspenders-for-men?ref=sc_1&sref=sr_810a7dfbb7d006f1d3c100962fe6a0f4cfb8f8ffe8898df5b243ff55583ffec6_1411507278_14709778_man&sref2=MTU3MTI0MDg3%3AbWFu%3AMTQ3MDk3Nzg.%3AbWVucyBjbG90aGluZw..%3Ady4w%3AMTQxMTUwNzI3OA..%3AMzoxNDExNTA3Mjc4OmlQY0lSVWtFYl91REludzhqdlFnZ2lVVWROaEM6NmQ5MDY0NDZiNWNhOTc2YzdiZjZlZjc4ZTJhNTMzMmVmZmYxYzVkMzJiN2VkNGQxNGExYjgxYzk2M2RiN2Y0Mg..%3Ad7cc0f4d55171d11afa0aa64210ff844ae12249b&ga_search_query=mens+clothing&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery




Leather Suspenders for Men                Well time to head out to someplace, because it's 5:00 someplace!!  Until next time...

My Etsy store?  designbayou

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