Monday, September 22, 2014

The Alphabet of Football

Yep, Fall is in the air and no matter where you live, you just cannot escape the fact that this is football season.  Whether it is high school, college, or professional, it's the time of year we get out our seasonal regalia, fire up the grill, and show up with all the team spirit we can muster for the weekend. Football is now the biggest spectator sport in the United States, the NFL now a multi billion dollar business.  NCAA football can't be far behind... with all due respect to the "amateur" athletes that comprise college football teams. We have the SEC, PAC 12, ACC, SWAC, as well as YAC, PAT, TD, YPC, FG, YPC, QB, SS, OLB, LS, and I could keep on going.

My husband is a diehard Mississippi State Bulldog fan while I root for the New Orleans Saints. Sort of a house divided but not as bad as some homes/marriages I have witnessed. As in most states, there is an awesome in-state rivalry and many people date and marry someone from the "other school." I have witnessed some really ugly stuff on weekends in those mixed marriages, many couples who cannot be in the same room when their alma maters' play one another.  I think pro fans are even worse. I make this last statement with a fair amount of certainty because I used to live in Philly.  'Nuf said.

But rivalries aside, Fall and football season can be a really fun time of the year.  The best for some people is tailgating.  In New Orleans, tailgating starts the afternoon of the day before in downtown.  No matter what the day, rain or shine, they don't care.  Perhaps it is just another excuse for partying in New Orleans, not that anyone ever needs an excuse in New Orleans to party. The sights, the sounds, the cries of laughter and recognition of someone you may not have seen in a long time permeate the atmosphere of any tailgating party.  But food always takes center stage!!!!

Ah, tailgating in America didn't really get into full swing until about 1990.  Prior to that, pregame parties were pretty much at home or in the 'hood. Nowadays, people show up with barbeque grills, sausage and peppers, Philly cheesesteaks, burgers and dogs, toasted buns, slaw, potato salad, deviled eggs, antipasti, grilling corn, you name it, it's there for the cooking and eating.  To prove my point, when I searched for "tailgating" in Etsy, no less than 11,998 results came up (seriously, try it!!!). It boggles the mind to see what lengths people go to join in the fun.  I found party invites, game day "kickasserole" plates, NFL shoes (I coveted a pair myself...),  pillow covers, blankets, underwear (really!!!), dresses, tumblers, ice scoops,  labels for plastic water bottles, aprons, outfits for toddlers, wine glasses, headbands, utensil caddies, cookies and cupcakes, and about 11, 980 more items. Below are some shops that are truly fun and unusual, neat stuff to stay in the tailgating spotlight..

Found at Sentimental Decor, you have to admire this team spirit and this great wreath!  What a fabulous Christmas gift for a Cowgirls..... er, Cowboys fan. Tamara, the owner, will do a custom request for you, too. You know you want it......
Dallas Cowboys Wreath,Football Wreath,NFL Game Day,Cowboys Tailgate Decoration,Texas Pride Wreath,Deco Mesh Wreath,Blue Silver White Wreath
https://www.etsy.com/listing/202570660/dallas-cowboys-wreathfootball-wreathnfl?ref=sr_gallery_14&ga_search_query=tailgating&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery 



Make a fashion statement .. or have your little girls make a fashion statement with this outfit.  Make it yours and the fun is endless!!
                                                                             Football Tutu & Leg Warmers SET // Tailgating Cutie // NFL inspired // by Born TuTu Rock
https://www.etsy.com/listing/119726240/football-tutu-leg-warmers-set-tailgating?ref=shop_home_feat_3
Found this prize at BornTuTu Rock.


Just to show you how seriously some people take tailgating, here is the ultimate wedding invitation...... one has to admire a woman with true team spirit.
You can find it at girlsatplay.Bridal Shower Football Tailgate Party Orange Blue College Custom- You Print - by girls at play
https://www.etsy.com/listing/82489417/bridal-shower-football-tailgate-party?ref=sr_gallery_27&ga_search_query=tailgating&ga_ref=auto2&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

Well, it's 5:00 somewhere and looking at all this tailgating stuff has me all worked up to go eat and drink.  'Till next time!!

My etsy store?  designbayou



Tuesday, September 16, 2014

A Life Worth Living????

Yes, I have been absent for a while.  I believe some wise person once said "Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans."  How true.  Well, a while back, I mused on the virtues of bacon because everything is better with bacon.  It just is, no denying that fact. Bacon adds that wonderful warmth and creaminess to whatever you are making. No self-respecting Southern woman would ever cook without bacon as the basis for most everything.

I wondered what the limits of bacon in everything just might be.  So did someone else and they even wrote a cookbook about it called... drum roll, please..  Bacon!!!!!  (James Villas author and published John Wiley and Sons)  The pictures are gorgeous, and I learned that differing countries have different types of bacon.  Who knew? There are all kinds of mouthwatering recipes using all kinds of bacon, from bacon pies, to warm salad dressings, to quiches, to an unspeakably good corn and bacon souffle, to pretty much everything.


All this being said, a medical ailment has done the impossible in my life.  I CAN NO LONGER EAT BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Seeing as I almost worship at the altar of bacon, this is quite a depressing thought. No more BLT and avocado sandwiches that are slathered in garlicky mayo, no more warm bacon salad dressing over my goat cheese and beet salad, no more chopped and sauteed bacon mixed with warm cherry tomatoes over my pasta, no more bacon wrapped meatloaf, no more pate with bacon, no more bacon pumpernickel bread, no more wild rice with bacon and oysters, no more baked beans with bacon. Guess what?  No more bacon cookies!!!!!  In the words of Lucy, the beloved character from Peanuts, ARGHH!!!!!!  Considering the active role bacon plays in my gastronomic repertoire, I must ask myself  Is this a life worth living? My doctor said I could always try turkey bacon.  Are you kidding?  Sounds almost sacrilegious. Blasphemous?  Maybe.

Well, for those who can still continue to imbibe in the world's' most tasty food, think of me when you take that first fabulous bite of whatever it is you are eating.  And have pity on those of us doomed to turkey bacon.


In the meantime, check out the cool stuff on Etsy that makes bacon all worthwhile.

I Love You More Than Bacon Greeting Card - non traditional love card - meat - anniversary - funny valentine -  card - pink
This is from Lucy's Art Emporium and what better way to express one's undying love for you... or bacon??

https://www.etsy.com/listing/91433453/i-love-you-more-than-bacon-greeting-card?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=i+love+you+more+than+bacon&ga_ref=auto6&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

Or try cjsultimatefoods, a shop that looks unbelievably great.  I can smell it though my computer...

Bacon Jam - The Original (6OZ)
https://www.etsy.com/listing/167559600/bacon-jam-the-original-6oz?ref=shop_home_feat_1


And last but not least, you can decorate with bacon fabric.  The possibilities are endless!!!!

Realistic Food Cotton Fabric! 4 Options! Bacon, Cupcakes, Food Festival, & Pancakes! Yummy! [Sold by 1/2 Yard Increments]
https://www.etsy.com/listing/125738553/realistic-food-cotton-fabric-4-options?ref=sr_gallery_6&ga_search_query=bacon&ga_ref=auto2&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery


Well, until next week, it's 5:00 somewhere.

My Etsy store?  designbayou...

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Everything is Better with Bacon......

  
Yes, the headline says everything.  And it's true.  I defy anyone to name something that doesn't taste better with bacon.  I actually owe this post to a young lady who tends bar at Don's Seafood Restaurant in Hammond, Louisiana.  She is an Etsy fan and showed me a picture of her unbelievably fabulous red shoes she had purchased on Etsy and wore on her wedding day.  Realizing it is impolite to drool in public, I just took note of how fabulous they were, and if by chance she reads this blog, all us shoe-loving women would like to know where you got them. 


Anyway, I ordered a wonderful dish called Jackedup Shrimp and it was true to its name, creamy cheese with plenty of jalapenos, shrimp and BACON!!!  We had nice garlic bread to dunk in it and I was in heaven, at least shrimp and bacon heaven. So that is how the conversation about bacon started.....

I did a little research on bacon and it appears that bacon might actually be good for you.  It contains niacin, a vitamin b thing that is good for your eyesight.  Wearing contacts or glasses?  Just eat more bacon and you soon will no longer be called Four Eyes.  On the flip side, there was a study of bacon done at Scripps Institute and they state bacon is actually addictive.  Well, duh.....  but there is a positive side to that.  Now you can stop using all those other addictive drugs that don't taste nearly as good and start eating bacon to get your daily fix!

Wait, there is more!!!  There is a cookbook called "Bacon," which I personally own and have given as gifts to friends.  It has some really great recipes and talks about every kind of bacon known to mankind. Keds, the maker of canvas covered shoes, now offers them in a bacon version.  You cannot know how tempted I am to buy a pair.  There are t shirts out here espousing ones' love of bacon, man candles that effuse an aroma of bacon, bacon flavored chapstick, bacon jewelry, bacon peanut brittle, bacon I-Phone case, and the list goes on.  (After penning this last line, I know how Bubba Shrimp felt when he uttered those now famous lines in Forest Gump ....).


Now, this is a digital picture of how bacon starts out, sort of pre-bacon. It can be located and downloaded, unlike bacon, right to your computer.  It's at VintageRetro Antiques.

Printable Digital Pig Graphic Illustration Download Image Antique Clip Art for Transfers Making Prints etc HQ 300dpi No.3196

https://www.etsy.com/listing/120049897/printable-digital-pig-graphic?ref=shop_home_active_4

This really interesting store called  BellaJacksonStudios features spoons that say it all. They brought tears to my eyes.  Men, looking for a way to get that special girl to say yes?  What girl could refuse a marriage proposal when presented with one ... or a dozen... of this such profession of love??
recycled silverware hand stamped spoon  I love you more than Bacon
https://www.etsy.com/listing/99603584/recycled-silverware-hand-stamped-spoon-i?ref=sr_gallery_47&ga_search_query=i+love+you+more+than+bacon&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto6&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

And to end it all, this offering needs no introduction. Candied bacon from sinnamonsweets.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/129715746/almost-famous-candied-bacon?ref=shop_home_feat_1

Almost Famous Candied Bacon
My heart and arteries are singing and believe me, it doesn't get any better than this. 

Well, time to go because it's 5:00 somewhere.  Perhaps tonight I will try a bacon flavoured martini???

my shop on Etsy designbayou@etsy.com 



Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The Hobbit Reads My Dog Skip

As is my habit, I perused the WSJ's Mansion and Book Review section last weekend and saw an interesting article about a sale at Sotheby's featuring over 1,400 rare books about exploration. And what a treasure trove it is!!!  Such items as a catalog of tree bark, known as tapa, that was collected by Captain James Cook, the gentleman who discovered the Hawaiian Islands, and the earliest printed map of Australia, the only copy in the world not in a museum.  There is a book/story from 1882 by John Brown about six starving men afloat at sea, but one guy draws the short straw, literally, and becomes dinner for five.  There is also a book from 1718 by a British engraver who depicts a drawing of an orangutang, which closely resembles a character from Hangover 2.  Also for sale are first editions from Sir Francis Drake and Walter Raleigh.

As I reflect upon my short lifetime and how books have expanded my horizons, I suspect many of you feel the same, whether you read them on your Kindle or are like me and prefer to have the actual thing in your hand.  No mind which, it's the adventure these tomes take us on that make the difference. If you are reading this blog (of course you are.  Who wouldn't??), you can see the shelves of books that are on the page.  Below is a picture of my home book shelves.  Pretty impressive, especially when I tell you there is another whole room that looks the same but different paint, etc.
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Oops, picture will not copy and paste, even though I have done it a thousand times before, as illustrated below.  Oh well, take it from me, it's an illness at my house.  Some people like to gamble, some like drugs, some like weird sex addictions.  We like books. Okay, truth be told, I'm a little curious about that last one... but I digress.

Books take us places, take us on adventures we could not or would not go in our lifetimes.  Remember when you were young and read Treasure Island or today kids read Harry Potter.  Maybe you read about  Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer, read Willie Morris and My Dog Skip. Or Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys.  Are your kids reading The Hobbit series?  I tried the Hobbit thing and had nightmares so I dispensed with that.  The characters reminded me too much of some family reunion where there are little or no branches on the family tree.  Just sayin'........

There are also "personality studies" that tell us what type of person we are by the type of books we read. For example: The Involved Reader: You don't just love to read books, you just love to read about books. You see half the fun of reading being the thrill of the chase - discovering new books and authors, discussing your finds with others.(I can't even imagine what your home library looks like.) The Exacting Reader: You love books but you rarely have as much time to read as you'd like - so you're very particular about the books you choose. The Serial Reader: Once you discover a favorite writer you tend to stick with him/her through thick and thin.(Translation:  Probably read a lot of Sidney Sheldon or Anne Rice...) The Eclectic Reader: You read for entertainment but also to expand your mind. You're open to all kinds of new stuff and are not wedded to a particular genre or limited range of authors. These people, how do they keep their minds organized?? I am definitely in this last catagory.  I've been asking myself that last question for a while now....

 If you have the $$$ and have a love of books, this Sotheby's sale is the sale for you.  If you love books but have no dough, there are some great options on Etsy to satiate your love of the written word.

From RosiesArmoire in the United Kingdom, here are some really beautiful antique books.  I would love them displayed in a little girl's room, or nestled in a reading nook at the top of the stairs.  The colors are so soft and comforting, just like an old book.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/158082416/vintage-french-classics-book-bundle?ref=shop_home_active_5
Vintage french classics book bundle

This incredible book comes from a fabulous store called SG Books and Maps, Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass.  They also offer sort of an "instant library" color coordinated, great for those just starting out and like books. https://www.etsy.com/listing/122839892/walt-whitman-leaves-of-grass-rare-1867?ref=shop_home_active_1
                                                                                                                        
                                                                        Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass - Rare 1867 Edition. Antique Books bound in Leather and Cloth with Civil War Poems Included And who doesn't want this selection from WhajitsuMagikShop in Los Angeles.  Someone needs to buy this book just so we can all see what's inside.  It has all kinds stuff in it such as "The Prayers of the Lifting of the Hand, and represents the cuneiform texts of a group of Babylonian and Assyrian incantations and magical formulae edited with transliterations, translations, and full vocabulary from tablets of the Kuyunjik collections preserved in the British Museum."  I have no idea what most of that is but I sure would like to take a peek!!!


Occult Babylonian Magic and Sorcery grimoire E-book                   https://www.etsy.com/listing/124535276/occult-babylonian-magic-and-sorcery?ref=sr_gallery_13&ga_search_query=books&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto3&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=vintage&ga_view_type=gallery

If you are interested in what my Etsy store is like, https://www.etsy.com/shop/designbayou

Well, fun as it has been, time to go.  It's 5:00 somewhere.......

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

The Cadbury Bunny Meets Tutu

It's Easter time and we all bear witness to the beautiful colors of the season.  Pale pinks, purples, and yellows. Or mint green, baby blue, and pale peach enliven our homes and tell us Spring has arrived. I'm certain the followers of Martha Stewart could show us all a thing or two about being crafty and filling our homes with projects from her magazine.  BTW, I like Martha and have tremendous respect for her ability to hire really good people. I could use one or two of them on my staff.  Oh wait, I AM my staff.......

I know this is the traditional holy time of the Christian calendar, but us inventive Americans have turned it into yet another holiday for eating and socializing.  Think about it, Easter brunch featuring ham with pineapple and maraschino cherries, deviled eggs, leg of lamb with minted Spring peas, all sorts of breads, potatoes with butter and fresh spring herbs. My mouth waters just thinking about it. (I'm sure bacon is involved somehow....).  But the real action is CANDY!!!!  What better time of year to eat empty-caloric ridden foods made of chocolate and shaped like an Easter Bunny.  Don't you just love all the funky colors of pink, green, yellow, purple in those baskets filled with that plastic fluff, yellow foamy chicks, and eggs dyed in all matters of design. An ambitious friend of mine runs a really fun special in her retail store every Easter:  She has dinner napkins made up in Easter colors and ties a bag of Easter cookies to them (icing done in pale shades, of course) .  What a great hostess gift!!  I like this idea, including the sugar cookies (I have tasted them, from Clumsy Cookies...) because every time the giftee uses the napkins, they are reminded of the giftor.  I really like that last line I wrote. But think about it.  What says Easter more than ... The Cadbury Bunny!!!!!!!!!!!  Is there any other candy in the good ole' US of A that is so tied to a holiday? You say Christmas and Chocolate Santas?  Maybe. You think of Thanksgiving and chocolate turkeys?  Almost sounds nasty.  What about the Fourth of July and chocolate fireworks? Uh, no.

The more I think about this, the more suspect I am.  Just like Puxatawny Phil, the Cadbury Bunny only comes once a year but Phil has a day named after him.  Wait, a groundhog has a special day of the year named after him but not the Cadbury Bunny??  A cute little chocolate bunny is taken out by a groundhog??  This is just another example of how America is headed in the wrong direction. If Phil is so special, why no chocolate Puxatawny Phil???? I find this whole thing disturbing.

Okay, my disturbia has passed and it's time to get thinking about dressing up the home for the Spring has Sprung and Easter is Here look. There is a great array of fun and unusual items you can find on Etsy these days:

BeatrixBows is killing it out there with this unbelievably creative Easter basket.  It's a tutu!!!!  What girl of any age would not be thrilled to get one of these?  One can fit a whole lot of chocolate bunnies and yellow chicks in it.  If you are a girly-girl and like pink, this is the store for you.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/93347135/large-tutu-easter-baskets-in-your-choice?ref=shop_home_active_1


Large Tutu Easter Baskets In Your Choice of Theme With Monogrammed Personalized And then there can be nothing else like this lovely Easter nest from Timewashed.  Becky, the owner, does a superb job in making a lot of absolutely stunning pieces.  In her own words: "I love changing things up from the traditional holiday fare."  We love it too, Miss Becky!!!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/183475566/easter-decor-nest?ref=shop_home_active_6

                                                                                    


Or this beautiful wreath could grace your front door.  I love the simple, fresh colors that make one want to stand still and feel the Spring breeze on your face. Lenore at Designawreath really has some wonderful and unique items to check out.


Easter Wreaths - Spring Wreath - Easter Egg Home Decor - Easter Egg Wreath - Easter Decor - Primitive Pastel Egg Wreaths - Primitive Decor Here is the link for this wonderful piece https://www.etsy.com/listing/126403034/easter-wreaths-spring-wreath-easter-egg?ref=shop_home_feat_1

I want all of them in my house, just in time for a wonderful Easter holiday.  We will be feasting on Easter ham, Spring peas and ... what else... chocolate bunnies!!

Well, until next time.  It's 5:00 somewhere.......

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Bugged by Carmine

Red, the color with which everyone has one of those love/hate relationships.  The Chinese love it; they lacquer everything in red. The Soviets have Red Square; in Russian, "red" is the word for beautiful.  The Japanese have a red sun on their flag.  Italians have red sauce for pasta.  The French have red wine.  There is even a song about the color red, "Red Red Wine," although I'm thinking the song might actually be about my favorite beverage.  America has .... well, what do we have?  And what is the deal with red??

A book recently came out all about color.  It's a beautiful book written by Joann and Arielle Echstut called the Secret Language of Color, and of course, every chapter deals with an individual color. I am planning on buying it and displaying it with the other 576 books I have on my coffee table about home décor. But red seems to have its own special category.  For example, the majority of flags in the world contain red.  Or red is the international color for stop.  Red is the color of good luck; that's why a roulette wheel has red slots on it.  Brides in India and Japan wear red wedding dresses. But best of all, red is one of the top two colors for ALL people.  What's not to like???  (BTW, most of this paragraph is one big Useless Factoid of the Week....)

Then why is there this perception that red is a bad color for our homes???  Maybe if you are one of those people when you were young that had furniture upholstered in a red damask fabric, kept clean from your sweaty little hands and the pets' dirty paws by lovely slipcovers made of clear plastic, then red might not be your favorite upholstery color. Maybe you live in a place that has vampires and you are adverse to that neck-biting, blood sucking thing they do?  Maybe you read Anne Rice books late at night?? Or have you seen too many Freddie Kruger movies??  Maybe you drank that Starbucks coffee that had carmine in it and were repulsed that you were actually drinking the proverbial "bug juice"??

Yep, that stuff in most anything and most everything red is made from a bug called Dactylopius coccus, a dweller of the prickly pear cactus.  Its technical name is cochineal.  It's found in meat, sausages, and red marinade, fruit preparations, jams, gelatin desserts, juice beverages, non-carbonated soft-drinks, baked goods, confections, icings, toppings and dairy products. The Aztecs were the first to harvest it.  Then the Spanish, after coming over and giving the native peoples a bunch of nasty diseases, figured out how to export it and many a fortune was made from drying and mashing up these little bugs.  And of course, with the way Mom Nature does stuff, they only use female bugs.  If you are feeling sorry for the bugs, think about this:  all the other red dyes are pretty much carcinogenic.  I'm sticking with the bugs.


You cannot know how much I really want to post here a wonderful little red pillow for everyone to see that I have for sale in my Esty store.  But this blog is not about me... oh wait, it is MY blog... so here are a few fun red hot items for your home.

Believe it or not, this is a photograph of a red vase.  I love the gerbera daisies in it.  And you can't beat the name of the company... at least if you are a woman... LipstickGraphics.  Photographer Peter Gravina has some great black and white if you are interested in that as well.  Here is the link https://www.etsy.com/listing/126465425/red-gerber-daisies-in-red-vase-color?ref=sr_gallery_7&ga_search_query=red+vase&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery






Red Gerber Daisies in Red Vase : Color Still Life Photograph (16x20)

If you really like red and want folks to be wowed in your entrance way, check out this wonderful console table from the WoodWork Man, Phillip Bennett.  He has a lot of what one would call Shabby Chic pieces.  Great looking workmanship.

 https://www.etsy.com/listing/93051329/console-table-handcrafted-shabby-red?ref=shop_home_active_13


Console Table Handcrafted Shabby RED With Balustrade Legs And last but not least, something fun from Hammock Boutique is this red hammock chair.  This is such great summertime fun!!  The shop also uses indigenous Mayan women to weave their products.https://www.etsy.com/listing/179905891/red-chair-hammock-with-tassels-handwoven?ref=shop_home_feat_1



RED Chair Hammock with Tassels. Handwoven Thick Cord. Cotton or Nylon. Extra Large or Large


Well, pretty soon I will be seeing red if I don't get to cocktail hour.  It's 5:00 somewhere.......

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Miss Manners Advises on a Pie Wedding

Miss Manners, the woman in America who can so genteelly tell you that you are an exacting, golddigging, ignorant human being and make you so glad she told you.  You did not know what a shallow person you really were.  People of all ages, both sexes, and all different walks of life read her column.  I always like the ones about child rearing and the worst ones have to be questions about wedding etiquette.  For example (and I am making up this question):

Q:  Should I let my son Little Billy run with scissors?
A:  Miss Manners eschews telling anyone how to raise their children.  She thinks parents should have the ablity to raise them without interference from outsiders, giving them the best opportunities life has to offer.  That being said, allowing your child to run with scissors gives them the lifetime opportunity to be nicknamed Little Billy-One-Eye.

Yet I always think somewhere in the back of her mind, she is just dying to tell someone what she REALLY thinks.  For example, this on wedding etiquette:

Q:  My fiancee and I are working on plans for our upcoming nuptials and have a question.  We are young and, like most young couples, don't have a lot of money to spend on the wedding extravaganza to which we feel we are entitled and are hoping to get other people to pay for parts of it.  One way we have considered milking people is the wedding cake because they seem awfully expensive. We would like to ask people to bring a pie to the wedding because we want to spend the money we would otherwise devote to a cake gambling in Las Vegas.  The wedding is in August, in Alabama, and will probably be Agonizingly Hot.  Some people will have to travel several hours in their hot car the day of the wedding and the pies might be without refrigeration for a short time. And then when the people arrive, we will have to leave and drive an hour round trip to a state park to have our pictures taken, again, the pies might be without refrigeration for a short time. Then we are having a traditional church ceremony, about an hour, and the pies might have to be without refrigeration. The main foods at the reception are being catered by a chain restaurant and we are serving bland hummus, fruit with toothpicks in it, and chicken salad sandwiches with the crusts on.  We realize that the pies should be refrigerated but our question is:  Do you think it is in bad taste to serve the pies to our guests at room temperature?
A:  ARE YOU FRIGGIN' KIDDING ME?????? DOES THE WORD SALMONELLA MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?????

I know, I know, you are thinking, Kim, you came up with a really good question about wedding etiquette because I have been wondering that very question myself.  I have to admit that this incident report actually happened at a wedding attended by a friend of mine.  I know you are thinking that I am making up that also.  But my parents, making Miss Manners proud, raised me to tell the truth when one is writing a blog. Okay, that is a lie.  Back then, there were no blogs.  There was just the National Enquirer and we all know everything printed in that is the truth.  Now another question about wedding etiquette arose from this very same wedding:

Q:  I have an 8-month old child, who is probably the best looking, best behaved, smartest child in all of mankind, and I am pretty sure everyone else knows it and is extremely jealous that he is not their child. He is very mature for his age, speaks several languages, and will soon be in law school.  I have been invited to a Bachelorette Party Weekend in Las Vegas where I expect everyone will want to party, gamble, and hire a male stripper with the looks and body of Mathew McConaughey in Magic Mike, not that there is anything wrong with this last part.  My questions is: Would it be all right if my son went to the party in Las Vegas?
A:   Only if you don't want those girls to be your friends anymore.

Nope, didn't make up that incident report either. It's my understanding that the other invitees to the Vegas Party had the same response as Miss Manners....... but alas, apparently the mother of the lil' darling didn't get the memo and there were disastrous results.  Something was mentioned about Hangover 3 but we have not gotten that confirmed.

There are a few items out there on Etsy that can help to ensure you have a tasty, fun wedding without community pies or toddlers at a Las Vegas party.  Let's start with this beautiful vintage pie server from FairSails.  Okay, it's a pie server.  You knew I could not resist having one in here..... who cares if says "Merry Christmas" on it?? But this shop has some really nice vintage items and has been around a while.  Randi and Garrett have some unusual pieces that will pique your curiosity.   https://www.etsy.com/listing/170424066/vintage-cake-server-pie-server-merry?ref=sr_gallery_12&ga_search_query=pie+server&ga_ref=shop_search&ga_vintage_rewrite=vintage+pie+server&ga_original_query=2&ga_search_type=vintage&ga_view_type=gallery



Vintage Cake Server, Pie Server: Merry Christmas, Silver Plate

Or if you are more of a Modern-Princess Bride-Type-of-Girl, this is a beautiful piece to wear, very unusual,  very princessy (is there such a word??).  You can find it at Lottaart.  Lida and Leon have affordable items and great bling, everything a bride wants!! https://www.etsy.com/listing/155568271/beautiful-wedding-bracelet-handmade-and?ref=shop_home_feat_4


Beautiful wedding bracelet-handmade and unique And if you are looking for a wedding cake, check out these great little individual miniature wedding cakes.  Any Bridezilla would want them, such a better alternative to pies.....  you can find some great epicurean delights at jessieraye.

YOUR OWN CUSTOM Miniature Wedding Cake Replica - Made To Order - Also can be made into a Lovely Christmas Ornament


https://www.etsy.com/listing/92827785/your-own-custom-miniature-wedding-cake?ref=sr_gallery_21&ga_search_query=wedding+cake&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery

Well, that's it for this week.  It's 5:00 somewhere..........